Sunday, April 25, 2010

Funny Facts, fundas of my life....

While writing some info to my friend got an idea to collate some memories of my life...all happy funny ....I love this really..
As I said in my earlier , the previous blog. ...the accident in my life which changed me a lot...here though I met with an accident only bro and myself knew about and kept on fooling mom as it was an wound made when got caught into a broken pit...Hehehehe but it was good....
At the same my best friend afy and my cousin anil had come home to see me after accident..

Afy Comes home on sunday nov 9th 2008.
Afy calls my brother and asks for address and comes home..Bro is home asking his friend senthil to take care of dad at hospital for two hours..
Afy enters, was sitting on diwan cot in hall with my legs covered with a blanket..
Kya gey tu , Jhoot kaayeko boli ,  lazy head still on bed...U r all fine and simply creating nuisance as met with an accident saali kaminii...
My brother replies signs at afy to calm and tells to be quite for little while..
Afy sits on the chair and i slowly take the blanket of my leg..

Oohhhhhhhhh kya hua gey kahan jaake takkar maari ? hope the bike guy is well, is he serious after hitting you , he is dead I suppose..Bro and Afy laughs together..again bro signs him to be quiet.

Mom comes out of kitchen and gives tea to afy and she goes out to neighbours house..
Bro tells the story that mom is not having a bit clue also that it was an accident....

Afy's reaction "gey tu insaan hai  , tu zaroor ladki nahi hai...couldnt u have called tarun"..He stays at NGV.me just smile and scold him as usual for being a loud mouth....

Anil (my brother /cousin ) enters home on Nov 13th 2008 in the afternoon..

HI akka hegideera..

Baaro baa..enivathu nodatha ideeya..

Akka get me some water pls..

Eh go inside take urself ..

He is astonished that I reply him like that still he goes like that..

Akka am very much hungry , pls can u cook something ...

Go to kitchen , open the cooker , there is rice and some curry in the small vessel beside and serve yourself and come here..Give me ur laptop I shall be watching Happy days movie till then,..

Akka pls akka pls do it..\

Eh dumma , see my legs with ur eyes wide open ....

Oh Good Gracious ..What the hell ? What happened akka ? never expected this ..not a bit fatigue on ur face though hurt so bad..seeing his reactions felt as if watching some funny american videos...hahahha


2) Cricket match , December 27th 2006 Mysore Infy ground..

Had been playing cricket in childhood days at school and with bro and his friends ...Now after so many years had got chance playing on ground...Hmmm I 'm loving it...supporting Sapphires...as two girls mandatory to be in the match joined the team....Not that I am very good player and all ..but Love cricket..am nutty about cricket and would not hesitate going to stadium to watch match alone....am all that you say Nuts Crazy ,bindoss, dare devil.....but am a sweetheart my friends sure wil agree......

Last bit of the match , our team had finished batting opposite team was batting...last few balls to be bowled..The ball was bounce , and the batsman hit high above..Me trying to catch hold of it....Sudden CRAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Me and my manager(Mr PHANIRAJ)  tried catching the ball and got hit to one another..His elbow had hit my right eye.......haaaaaaaaaaaa it pained me man like helllll....All around  me and my manager feeling sorry  for what happened......finally we won the match and I was out of the match now as an audience...
I come to floor and my eye is swelling like a black ball in matter of few min ....GOD MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNKEN LIKE CRAZY ...when almighty created me , cos he made me a girl and not a single behaviour like girl...
I called my friend Naj and said what happened, he's like fully asking how am I and all the stuffs and when I said am roaming around with blotted carbon print eye....He was like some defect in me..Usually girls sit hiding their face at this situation and me roaming around...Felt Like "Million Dollar Baby" ,,,,,


    Next day when I was walking on the floor to my TL 's cubicle to back to my cubicle , I heard someone calling Ms Universe.two to four times.....Damn !!! Who cares for all the comments..To hell with the comments.. Me My work my life......Yippppeeee am strong ( very much head strong I am, aint I ? ) ......me in cubicle as usual listening to songs on my system and working on MOAI project...

     My manager DM approach my cubicle to see How I was feeling? My manager as usual very sorry for what happened?  I just smiled...

     Couldnt come home for two weeks...came the third week for sankranthi..by then it was recovered a bit and as soon as I entered home mom questioned why yyour right eye is dark ..? Are u eating well ? Are u taking care of yourself . If you cant stay alone " Quit the job, come back ".. Thats her as usual Mantra....QUIT THE JOB COME BACK.. I just said " No mom", I was travelling in that JP Nagar to infy route bus and it was over crowded and a lady's elbow hit my eye....OH GOD .....So hard she hit you ...Mom's started panickking ....That dark mark never left me ..till today its with me reminding me of that day ....Hehehehe......I love you mom...

3) Gilli Dandu ( Chinni dandu ) :

As a Kid till my 4th class had no other friends than brother..Playing with Brother and his friends,lunch with brother and his friends..So all his friends were my friends..I was in 4th std me bro and his friends were playing chinni daandu ..
Vinay was the one to hit the gilli and all of us me, bro, kiran , sathish and others to field for gilli..hit by  Vinay.

Vinay hit the gilli hard...high up it flew ..straight it flew and hit my eye as I was about to catch...Shhhhhhhhhucks....JUST MISS....CATCH and my eye both.......it hit between my nose and eye....and left a mark there..

Bro came running and scolded Vinay ....so sad..!!!....a small scar was there...Now me and bro very scared about mom...Me cos got hurt while playing with guys, which mom hates like anything...and bro scared for always taking me to play with him and his friends..

Some how didnt speak to anyone till next day...Next day heart thumping against my ribs...cos if mom would see that mark we both are dead..Quick think soon Rooopa  my mind said...Started filling ink into my fountain pen..took a drop of ink and smeared it on the scar near to my eye..
Went before for combing my hair and as she parted my hair in the mid she asked what happened and why ink got smeared..I acted as if I dint know and told am gonna wash it..

Uufffffffffffffffff !!! saved... Got ready and went to school after removing the mark..

Next day came and same issue again.. again I smeared the ink on my face and got saved..Evening as soon as I came back from school my puppy came to greet and I picked him up in my hands and e was wagging his tail and trying to lick my face..Mom scolded "let him down u get him all over ur body ".....I left him down and mom noticed that scar on my face and started usual inquiries.

Finally Mom saw it and blasted .....without an end....My world my dads hugs and laps and My mom's scoldings and my bro's pampering and fighting and doggies love.......MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I love my family..

My HALF TEETH...

It was in 96 just finished my aunts wedding and back in Bangalore..As usual I love kids and playing with my neighbouring kids in their new house with marble flooring....Anusha and Anoop...Very cute kids...We were playing Hide and seek and then started with running and catching in their house.Played so much , running in the house which has a quite spacious hall....Finally felt myself slipping on the marble floor...I was laughing and felt with my face down..My mouth touched the floor...Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmm..
Guess What happened next? My central Left Incisor had broken to half.. Oh God...I collected all the pieces of my Poor little incisor and threw it away..Thinking Tooth fairy wil give me back my broken tooth in few days.

I was scared what to tell at home , stopped laughing, came home silently took my book for 8th std and started studying summer holidays even before school started.Mom came home, she asked me did I feed my doggy.. I bent my head down and answered yes I did.. From then for 3 days my laughs and giggling had stopped and I spoke very little,just like answering whenever asked only...All were amazed at home thinking am not well.Dad came to me asking if I was not well needed to go  to a doctor.Mom was very happy to see me as DECENT cute with studying and helping at home.Hehehe none of them knew why I was transformed from a porkey to so called DECENT kid...

Then came the ICE BREAK Session at my house 3rd day after my tooth break, it started acheing , I went to mom called from behind..Mom asked what happened? Maa Tooth ache..Mom asked what happened , I showed her my broken tooth and said it broke..Mom started her sahasranamas for me.....Wow my ears went on banging my head...Hehheee....I just said softly it will grow soon...Whacckkkkkkkkk.....mom slapped me telling its not a broken nail or cut hair that will grow..Its gone she said.

At 6 in the eve she rushed me to a dentist, and the dentist looked at it carefully and said its dead,me sitting and playing with the instruments there,DEAD..Wow even Teeth also has life and death..Simply Great I thought.he said to replace it and for the whole treatment it would cost 1200Rs..Hmmm Mom started cursing me for putting a heavy debt on her. She said we will come back next day and I never visisted that dentist after that.After that 8 years I had not got it replaced, only after I started working got it replaced after Root Canal Treatment..

But whenever mom saw my teeth and started mourning and crying for it I used realise even Teeth also has life and death..till 2005 Jan I was known for my broken tooth..Rana Bhai always appreciated my broken teeth ,
Coolllll.................LOL ;-)

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